Cassius was an Aries, I'm convinced. Your underhanded conniving spirit is at its strongest and worst mid-month. But before stabbing world leaders, sublimate your quiet aggression into something useful. Well, useful may be too much to ask. Something less harmful.

What you should really do is cover the walls of your abode with masks of faces in excruciating pain and arms of mannequins sticking out at unnatural angles, streaked red, with knives clutched in plastic hands.

Only by this will you remind youself daily of the pain and suffering you could so easily cause. Friend, Roman, countryman...believe me in this.

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